1. That blank stare. She could be calculating the square root of 1,278,461 in her head, but the faint smell of smoke and the abrupt change in conversation tells me "Mom, I don't understand, so I'll just ignore what you said".
2. Her new favorite word is Awesome. "Hey mom, I just spilt juice all over the couch and it's awesome!". Uh huh.
3. Did she just call someone a dumbass?
4. The very cheerful "You're welcome!" you get after thanking her for wiping her nose on your shirt.
5. After being told she's a genius for tripping over the same rug every day for the last year, she really thinks she is a genius.
Now I can just sit back and wait for the Mother of the Year nominations to start rolling in.