Me: "Molly, what would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?"
**at this point I'm warning you that if you have to pee, you should do it now. That also goes for smokes, beer, snacks, whatever...**
Molly: "Hmmmm....................I want...............(deep breath)
Puppies and kitties and lions and tigers and dolphins and seals and fish and cows and horses and elephants, not just big elephants but little ones too, and I want squirrels and mice and a hamster and birds, black ones and green ones, those red ones are pretty too, and I want a zebra and a giraffe and a monkey....."
Me: "You forgot something"
Molly: "what?"
Me: "A barn."